I'm often asked "Hey Howie, how can I make a buck off of the coming bird flu scare?" Well I've given it some thought and here's what I say:
1. Kozmo.com redux
2. Short sell Tyson's, KFC, or anything having to do with poultry
3. Hams shaped to look like turkeys for Thanksgiving
4. Designer face masks
5. Home network set-up (as everyone will be telecommuting)
6. Culling service
7. Short sell any airline
8. Fake vaccines
9. Caskets
10. Quarantine security guard
buy casket
