News today says that a nurse helping people with the deadly Asian Bird Flu has contracted the virus. They are not sure if he got it from his patients or from some chickens in the village where his girlfriend lives. Either way, it's just a matter of time before this sucker mutates and starts wiping us all out in droves. So I've compiled a list of things I'd like to do before that day comes (in three months):
1. Penelope Cruz
2. Drive a sub to Vallarta
3. 2 Gallon Challenge
4. Become a dentist
5. Hole myself up in
some remote locale away from all you weezing sickies.
6. Aichens (aye-ee-aye)
7. Write a book: Dead People Make Good Kindling (and other helpful hints in the Post-H5N1 World)
8. Learn to cook Thai
9.
Short Apple's stock (have you seen the chart?)
10. Declare myself a soveriegn nation (Howlandia) and invade Las Vegas
