RAP ARTIST: I am very rich, very sexually active, and/or very tough. This shall become evident to you by way of the assortment of expensive automobiles, snarling pit bulls, and bikini-clad females featured behind me. Also, please note that my name is presented in a jewel-encrusted font.
HEAVY METAL ARTIST: I am sexually ambiguous, but also very sexy.
ALTERNATIVE ARTIST: I am emotionless and perhaps not even looking at the camera. One of us is also showing our displeasure with corporate rock by flipping off the camera.
INDEPENDENT ARTIST: Here is a photo of an inanimate object or an old, broken-down building.
LOCAL ROCK BAND: We are hanging out near train tracks or in front of a brick wall.
COUNTRY ARTIST: I got a really good deal at the mall on this airbrushed glamour shot of me hugging my guitar.
FEMALE POP SENSATION: I got a really good deal at the mall on this airbrushed glamour shot of my hair blowing in the wind while wearing a skimpy outfit.
PHIL COLLINS: Here is another album cover that consists of a close-up shot of my face.
This is a message for Brian Kulak:
Hi, this is Shine May Hung from Centennial High School. The following is a medical advisory sponsored by the federal government and Microsoft Corporation. This is NOT a joke. The woman tried to hurt/kill me in New York City to launder a 5 million dollar health insurance plan. Please take a look at it and forward to your friends:
http://www.freewebs.com/smhung
Thank you,
Shine May
p.s. E-mail me if you'd like to get in touch.
This is a message for Brian Kulak:
Hi, this is Shine May Hung from Centennial High School. The following is a medical advisory sponsored by the federal government and Microsoft Corporation. This is NOT a joke. The woman tried to hurt/kill me in New York City to launder a 5 million dollar health insurance plan. Please take a look at it and forward to your friends:
http://www.freewebs.com/smhung
Thank you,
Shine May
p.s. E-mail me if you'd like to get in touch.
