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Monday, July 05, 2004

Things I've discovered in the Last 48 Hours

1. There is greater than 99% chance of life other than our own in the universe.
2. There is zero chance that we will discover life in the universe given our current propulsion technology.
3. Females will turn males into drones (and get rid of all the other females) if given the opportunity, e.g., ants, bees and termites.
4. Human females have the proclivity to boast to one another that they are well travelled. I hypothesise that this is their way of saying that they are super gatherers of the hunter-gatherer legacy mind-set.
5. Consciousness is created by our brains and as such will die out when our brains die thus prompting the notion that anything other than survival of the self or other life forms, i.e., providing shelter, sleeping, eating, copulating or raising one's young is entirely pointless.
6. Plants separate carbon from oxygen through photosynethesis and energy from the Sun, giving us the two essential substances we need to survive, oxygen to breathe and carbon to eat.
7. Billards is a game that involves complex physics but a knowledge of those physics is not necessary to master the game, rather all that is required is a blind trust that if you hit a cue ball at the 6:30 position, English will cause the ball to trend to the left.
8. One well-placed explosive device on a Saudi pipeline would be enough to cause major economic termoil in the world, marked with hyper-inflation and a plunging stock market.
9. The left-brain thinkers of the world have control at the moment. This is why left-brain thinking is predominant in our school system. Right-brain thinking is not rewarded. Beethoven would be considered an imbicile by today's standards.



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