What's more depressing than a website that nobody views? The fact that when Googled, that website, although it has a rather unique name, is superceeded by a navigational ASP page from antidrugs.gov.il --AND WE'RE VERY PRO-DRUG!!! What's more is that the navigation is in Hebrew! (nothing wrong with Hebrew but c'mon, how many jews do you know are interested in anti-drug propaganda?)
Lowbarinos, we must dedicate ourselves to promoting our soiled name. I hereby ask from the mushy cockles of my age-d blood pump that we each do our own small part to let the world know that when they are in the mood for mindless, crap dribblings that they look no further than our tried and true friend, Senor Lowbar-o. May we register Lowbar in odd, irrelevant places, may we shout "LOWBAR!" at inopportune times, like when making sweet, sweet love to ourselves or when addressing the Senate during a Constitutional ammendment to ban pimple pus research. Back-n-da-day we used to be #1. What the hell happened? Where did we falter? Was it the fake news?!! The confusing but always hilarious mutterings page? My angry white-man rant? Here's salt for the wound, type in Google "link:www.lowbar.com" What's that spell? o-u-c-h.
