See BK's "Quick Note" below
1) Boston is generally confusing --What?! What's so confusing? Once you understand that the locals are not speaking English (as we know it) you just limit conversation to: "wicked pissah" or "how much is the chowdah?"
2) He has no game.
3) It's a lack of brainpower, yes... funny, amused I am.
4) Contributing to a blog is as cool as playing Dungeons and Dragons on a warm, sunny Saturday afternoon.
5) Try not squeezing your member so tightly.
6) Our attempts at "fucking shit up" have met with disdain from our fellow conventioneers. We've been threatened with bodily harm as we try to get into the frame of pictures being taken. One fellow commented that we "ruined his convention."
Next Steps: Try not to sleep in the park like we did last night, find a shower and a blunt object to beat BK with for his droll antics are beginning to take thier toll on me.
