Pr. William, Va. Beach Have Much in Common

According to a Washington Post article that appeared today, Prince William and Virginia Beach have much in common. Of course they are talking about Prince William County and not Di's oldest son but it does cause the mind to wander a bit and try to see just how similar the Prince and the popular beach resort are.

Prince William	Virginia Beach
A camera shy, "somebody"	The last city in America to scan the faces of passing "nobodies" in hopes of capturing vacationing terrorists
Likes to hang out in bars	Due to Hurricane Isabel, experienced shortage of Nutri-Grain bars
Spends nights with 19-year old models	After a murder last Thursday, has police spending nights searching for two black males driving a late model Nissan
Attends St. Andrews University, one of the finest universities in the world	The finest drunken idiots attend Virginia Beach during the annual Spring Break from thier universities
May someday inherit the throne, thus becoming one of the richest men in the world	After inheriting the sniper trial may have to hire up to 10 sherrifs thus costing the city well over $1 million
Has officially declared he does not have a girlfriend	Dungeon and Dragons afecionado, Quasadu has offically declared that "the nachos are tasty" at the Guadalajara Grill in Virginia Beach while visiting with his attractive girlfriend, Rachel
Has a constant police escort whenever he drives	Also provides each vistor with their own police escort since the city boasts more officers than any other jurisdiction in Virginia

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