OH by gosh by golly, it's time for...
FUCKING! Gawd am I an idiot! This past weekend was really stupid. I went to a double header (and double barrell) birthday party over the weekend and I thought I was being smart by "sticking to one color of alcohol." Well the color I chose was A LOT because that methodology was written by Hammered and Chimpy. All I did all weekend was complain about how I never get any from my girl who is too busy with school. STUPID, at least I get SOME! Anyway I learned a valuable lesson which is to love the one you're with. I get home at 0530 and didn't have my building pass so I am sitting on the front planter in my BLING$BLING threads waiting for the loading dock to open. Whoops, all of a sudden I am drinking again while I am watching football and losing bets to some guy in the Caribbean that is probably 27 making a bagillion bucks with his offshore gambling biznaz.
That made me realize, as Hardcore, that I am not where I envisioned I would be at this stage in life. In fact, I will probably never be Bling Bling. Right now, it is a stretch to think I am Bling, or even Bli, but I get by.
Then I log on to the Blog and see that some dern foo is gettin' hitch-amatized. Can you show me a witness! Hey man, thanks for the heads up on the celebralation. I guess we can raise a glass from the SS Heinous as we are about to get blown away this weekend by a hurricane. Maybe I will try to crash another Cessna Skyhawk!!!
