My Name is Bling Bling


To all you motherfuckers who say I have no idea what I'm doing in my little dabbles in horse racing (I contend that I am probably one of the best handicappers of my generation), I just hit the exacta AND trifecta with big bets in a major stakes race, one in which the post time favorite didn't finish in the money. Uncle A and I went out and flashed bling around town for the next many hours, and I goofed the little latina hottie from the track's hot dog stand later on that night. Thanks to Uncle A for making it all possible. Fuck all y'all, I'm taking a vacation. Bring on the IRS.

11th race - Saratoga - August 23, 2003

Race Name: Travers S.   -   Grade: 1

Off at: 6:28    Race Type: Stakes

Age Restriction: Three Year Old

Value of Race: $1,000,000

Distance: One And One Fourth Miles

Surface Type: Dirt       Track Condition: Fast

Winning Time: 2:02.14

Pgm	Horse	Jockey	Win	Place	Show
4	Ten Most Wanted	Pat Day	7.50	3.40	2.80
1	Peace Rules	Jerry D. Bailey		3.80	2.80
3	Strong Hope	John R. Velazquez			3.10

Also ran: 5 - Wild and Wicked , 2 - Congrats , 7 - Sky Mesa

Scratched:   Funny Cide ,Empire Maker

Wager Type		Winning Numbers		Payoff
$2 Pick 3		5-2-4 (3 correct)		303.50
$2 Pick 4		3-5-2-4 (4 correct)		3,606.00
$2 Pick 6		6-12-3-5-2-4 (5 correct)		914.00
$2 Pick 6		6-12-3-5-2-4 (6 correct)		128,675.00
$2 Exacta		4-1		27.00
$2 Trifecta		4-1-3		76.00
Winning Breeder: Jim H. Plemmons
Winning Owner: J. Paul Reddam, Michael Jarvis, James Chisholm, Kenneth Smole, Et.Al.
Winning Trainer: Wallace A. Dollase

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