The glorious bell-curve that is life
Old people and babies exhibit many of the same behaviors. Namely:
- Pants-crapping.
- Preference for mushy food.
- Love of arts & crafts.
- Poor driving skills.
- Easily confused by electronics/machinery.
- Pants-peeing.
- Skewed political beliefs.
- Need help dressing/tying shoes.
- Incoherent babbling.
- Inability to maintain/use an erection.
- Rarely smile for photos.
- Want juice box.
