Exclusive Q&A With The Unidentified Man Found Suspiciously Loitering Near the Entrance of My Apartment Building
Lowbar: Hey, are you waiting for someone?
Man: Nah, what's it matter?
Lowbar: Just asking.
Man: Go fuck yourself.
Lowbar: Excuse me?
Man: You heard. Go 'n' fuck yourself.
Lowbar: You too. Have a nice day.
Man: Uh-huh. Shithead.
