Well, what do you know...
Funny thing happened on the BART (subway) train this morning.
I'm sitting there, reading my paper, minding my own business, when all of a sudden...
I intercepted a Rich Gannon pass.
Then I returned it for a touchdown.
Then I aired some very expensive albeit crappy commercials on my Palm Pilot.
Then I commandeered the BART train and did some donuts / performed some "sideshow" tricks in the tunnel.
Then I set fire to some automobiles.
Then I complained a little about the "tuck rule".
Then I got off the train and exited the station, as I had arrived at my destination.
