The Pill That Melts Waerts
Freshmilk, let us know how things are going.
This pill basically melts warts from the inside-out? And not necessarily warts, but more specifically skin cancer? Why would you apply a pill to a wart/skin cancer lesion? Is it a pill? I bet it's not a pill. Is it cream? Does it come in a little jar with a small plastic lid-applicator unit? With a strong smell? Or a tube? Have you considered the option of wearing foam novelty
AesHandd over BKLesionHandd? Maybe you could coat the inside of the AesHandd in the cream/solvent/pill-shavings? What is your take on the doctors? Do you think they know what is going on? Have you seen their credentials or do they bumble around the office and knock things over? Do you think they are imposters, like The Fat Boys in
Disorderlies? Do you think they think it's skin cancer and aren't telling you? Do you ever yell "F.U., Dex!" while flicking off the bottle of Efudex with both hands? What is your general mindset at this time?
Note: It is hard to tell how serious/worrying this condition is for you at this time, so please forgive this levity if you think it is in bad taste.
