A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
The Chicago Cubs' Kerry Wood, Mark Prior and Matt Clement have filthy, dirty stuff... Get out the soap and the scrub-brush, Houston; Roy Oswalt's stuff is getting filthier by the minute... I'm only going to say this once: Oakland's Barry Zito, Mark Mulder and Tim Hudson are the Three Musketeers of Filth... Have you seen Bartolo Colon pitch recently? Absolutely filthy... The Boston Red Sox' Pedro Martinez and Derek Lowe have stuff that is just so totally filthy... FilthAlert! FilthAlert! Royals ace Paul Byrd's stuff... Well, what do you know -- I just bought an English-Japanese dictionary, and it says here that "Kaz Ishii" is the Japanese translation of "sick, filthy stuff"... Quick question for the Orioles' Rodrigo Lopez: Is your middle name "El Filtho" by any chance?... If the Giants' Jason Schmidt were to be arrested, my thoughts are that the officer would say something like this: "You have the right to remain filthy. Any stuff you throw can be considered dirty and nasty in a court of law (or on a baseball diamond!!!)"... Well into their careers, Arizona aces Randy Johnson and Curt Schilling persist in having stuff that is totally, overwhelmingly and inarguably filthy stuff... Hideo Nomo's split-fingered fastball is pure, unadulterated filth... With his incredible postseason performance, Anaheim reliever Francisco Rodriguez introduced himself to Major League Baseball: I'm here, I'm young, and I bring the filth... Highly coveted Cuban free-agent Jose Contreras: Ummm, did someone say "stuff so filthy that even filth-proof gloves couldn't keep away the filth?"... A purveyor of dirty, nasty filth every fifth day: The Expos' Javier Vazquez... The Yankees' rotation of veterans Mike Mussina, Roger Clemens, Andy Pettitte and the young Jeff Weaver is gaining a nickname in Gotham: Filthy, Dirty, Nasty and Sick... The ol' crystal ball says the forecast looks nasty with a 90-percent chance of filth-storms for Devil Rays pitcher Joe Kennedy's stuff... Greg Maddux? More like Greg Filthux.
