A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
| TRUTH | FICTION | EDGE |
| The platypus has the beak and webbed feet of a duck, fur like a wolf, a tail like a beaver and lays eggs... but it's a mammal! | Saber-toothed tigers flew around in a primitive form of helicopter. | Fiction |
| The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth. | Pepsi Cola was originally invented by Adolf Hitler as a cure for not being a blond-haired white person. | Fiction |
| The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times. | Jacques Cousteau once observed giraffes playing cards at the bottom of the sea. | Fiction |
| A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off. | The island of Ischia, off the southern coast of Italy, is made of magic caramels. | Fiction |
| The screwdriver was invented before the screw. | Orange sherbet is made from the pulverized skulls of our caveman ancestors. | Fiction |
| Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have two
penises. | Iguanas, koalas and Komodo dragons all have huge, delicious-tasting penises and can fuck all night. All night! They would also like you to give them a call at (555) 493-8213 if you want to hang out tonight. Their parents are out of town and they have a waterbed. | Truth |
| Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music. | The Alawit tribe of Eskimo, native to Nova Scotia, have 170 different words for VCR Head Cleaner. | Fiction |
| Peanuts are used in the production of dynamite. | If you started from zero and counted to 15 at a pace of one number per second, it would take you more than 3,500 light years to complete the task. | Fiction |
| Bats always turn left when exiting a cave. | The guy who sat next to you on the bus this morning invented paper currency in 743 B.C. | Fiction |
| The praying mantis is the only insect that can turn its head. | The active ingredient in chewing gum is very poisonous poison. | Fiction |
| Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind damages spacesuits. | The idea behind this column is very good. | Fiction |
