A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
In my opinion, the independent film world can learn a lot from gangster rap. When you ask independent film directors about other independent filmmakers and their work, their response is usually unwavering support and words of admiration and appreciation for their work/resourcefulness.
I'm like fuck that shit!!!!!!!!
What the independent film world needs is more trash talk and posturing among independent directors. I would like to introduce this concept by claiming the following:
My movie, Curbed Enthusiasm, will rock the fuck out of your movie. As my movie rockz the screenz, your movie will shrivel and cower away from it in awe. My movie gets all the bitches. Your movie should go back to pre-school, where it will learn the basic skillz needed to take its shit 2 anotha level. Your "film" must have skipped the day when basics were taught at elementary school, because it comes across as having some sort of developmental disorder when viewed.
Furthermore, my frames is tight and your frames is mad weak. When my frames are projected onto Tha Skreenz o' Dreamz, they come correct like "Boo-Ya!!" The frames of your movie barely make it to the screen because they are so wack. They need help and a nice bowl of soup.
Let me break it down like this: See that transition right there? The one where one scene melts into the next? That's a little joint I like to call "cross-dissolve". Hella tight, ain't it? Why don't you work on something like that and get back to me in about 12 years. Then I'll introduce you to a little tranzizzy I like to call "star wipe".
Still ain't feelin' me? Check this frame:
See the look on that man's face? The position of the fist? The fine costumery? That's my boy Jeff, and that's a little something I like to call "acting". It's a direct result of something I developed and like to call "directing". Take your ass to night school and figure it out, aiiiiiight?
Sept. 18-28. New York City. Let's battle.
Bring yo "A" gamez and "A" framez. You're gonna need it, cuz it's on.
-- Ace Framez up in dis
