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Thursday, August 01, 2002

E-Bayne

My pal Noah is selling some concert tickets on E-bay. Since another guy was selling tickets to the same show, Noah saved himself some time and copied his item description, changing some words as appropriate but mostly keeping the same idea. The guy took offense, and sent an e-mail to Noah. The following is the e-mail exchange, so far. Names have not been changed.


From: long_n_str8@yahoo.com on 07/31/2002 10:00:53 PM
To: Noah M. Santoro
Subject: Question for seller -- Item #1370527063

Can you construct your own item description or would you like to hire my services? Really don't appreciate the plagiarism. Feel free to respond.


From: Noah M. Santoro
To: long_n_str8@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #1370527063

fuck off

From: long_n_str8@yahoo.com
To: Noah M. Santoro
Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #1370527063

Nice response asshole! By copying my description word for word you put a doubt in the bidder's mind about the legitimacy of both our tickets dickhead! I just wanted to talk to you and I'm greeted with a fuck off. Keep up the antics and I'll report your ass and make the Ebay community aware of your intentions. So why don't you fuck off!

From: Noah M. Santoro
To: long_n_str8@yahoo.com
Subject: Re: Question for seller -- Item #1370527063

and what exactly do you think my intentions are? you're unemployed aren't you? you must be, cuz you have time on your hands to worry about shit like this.

oh, and it wasn't word for word, i fixed your spelling jackass.

TO BE CONTINUED....



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