A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
| Specific sentence | Official Vegas odds | |
| "I'm not sure the donkey cart can handle this many anvils." | 5-2 | |
| "Well Patch my Adams!" | 7-1 | |
| "No thanks, I have far too many flugelhorns as it is." | 17-2 | |
| "That new Travis Tritt cut is hella tight." | 10-1 | |
| "It's sort of a Charlotte-Brontė-meets-Hunter-S.-Thompson type of book." | 13-1 | |
| "Well Gordon my Shumway!" | 14-1 | |
| "Telluride? More like Smelluride!" | 15-1 | |
| "Here, you watch the septuplets while I fetch Maxwell from the wood shed." | 17-1 | |
| "Christ almighty, that's a huge jockey." | 37-2 | |
| "When life deals you shit, make shit-ade." | 19-1 | |
| "Steffan, would you be a darling and pass the hickory-smoked bacon?" | 43-2 | |
| "Quick question: Do you sell animatronic presidents here?" | 22-1 | |
| "Well Bruce my Boxleitner!" | 39-1 | |
| "Grandma Patkins, I'd like you to meet my good friend Chubb Rock." | 74-1 | |
| "Chubb Rock, this is Grandma Patkins." | 74-1 |
