Things I saw during my summer vacation
1. Capt. Heinous in action.
2. Polygamists (and lots of 'em).
3. My money disappear at a craps table (thanks Harry).
4. A co-worker win $5,000 at a blackjack table.
5. 120 degree heat.
6. Lightning whilst standing on a 2,000 foot ledge and hanging onto a metal pole.
7. 75 mph speed limits and 100 mile per hour dust storms.
8. NicFavPac drink a gin(s) and tonic(s).
9. The bottom of a bottle of Patron.
10. A Shakespearian play in the middle of the desert.
11. A bitch fight between two middle-aged women at LAS.
12. My life flash before me as my plane bumped its way up to 10,000 feet over Vegas.
13. The best shoe shine of my life (go to Cesears, ask for Mr C).
