A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.
| Captain Heinous Quotes
| Official Vegas odds
| |
| "Hey Baby, can I buy you a drink?" | 1-1 | |
| "Hey, lets go to Club Paradise! | 1-1 | |
| "That was such bullshit! | 1-1 | |
| "Good God your breasts are HUGE! | 3-2 | |
| "No, I AM playing, can I get another drink over here?! | 3-2 | |
| "Man, those guys are such dickheads! | 3-1 | |
| "Hey, can I get a comp? | 3-1 | |
| "Howie, quit picking fights dude. | 10-1 | |
| "What do you mean Im cut off? | 10-1 | |
| "This blackjack dealer cheated. | 12-1 | |
| "Hey adorable, lets go get a room while they clean out my suite. | 15-1 | |
| "What the f*&^ is up with these dice? | 20-1 |
