A good thing to do when served an undercooked plate of chili cheese fries at a restaurant
1. Say: "I ordered
chili cheese fries. These are more like
CHILLY cheese fries."
2. Slap five with your hooting lunch/dinnermates.*
* If you are dining alone, just pump your fist victoriously.
NOTE: When your chili cheese fries return, they will most likely have spit or excrement on them.
