A joke, yes. We will laugh in the car.

Thursday, June 27, 2002

It's begining to look a lot like prison

WASHINGTON –– The Supreme Court approved random drug tests for many public high school students Thursday, ruling that schools' interest in ridding their campuses of drugs outweighs an individual's right to privacy. The Court further stipulated that students will now wear orange jumpsuits as part of a nation-wide school uniform program. Student councils will be done away with and if grievances are to be aired to the faculty, students will be given the right to have an attorney present or have one appointed for them. The hours for 8am to 4pm will be known as "lockdown" and no student may leave the campus during this time. Principals will now be known as "wardens" and will be paid from the newly created department, Office of Juvenile Discipline, a division of the FBI. Students caught using drugs will be sentenced to more years of school.



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