Humans Taste Like Pork
Speaking at the World Pork Expo, at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, in Des Moines,Iowa today, President Bush introduced his new nominee for EPA Director. Calling him “Sparky”, Bush produced an entity from the planet “Xercron 232-32” that resembles a 2-foot diameter, floating ball of light. Bush said that this was the first step in revamping his entire cabinet with his “little friends from outer space.” Bush further added that the aliens have been of great assistance to him in the past especially during the Florida Presidential vote tally and helping him navigate through sticky foreign relations issues like knowing how to pronounce wife of Vladimir Putin, Lyudmila Putin’s, name. Bush said the aliens first approached him while he was Governor of Texas and that they quickly gained his trust when they produced a book titled “How to Serve Man”, written in an unknown language but having the appearance of many compiled recipies.
