NEWSFLASH - Captain Heinous is RE-EMPLOYED
Indeed, after an entire year of un-FT responsibility and cash money, the Captain has again gained the status of the working ranks. Alas, less time to devote to his online ambitions, but new moods abound to positive thinking. The Captain is coming to his senses you say?! Balderdash! Just bring the Red Bull and Mandarin and you will see the beast unleashed. But fear not, with the new cash infusion, there are new travel plans in the works. SPREAD THE WORD is the mission at hand and Lowbar will live on in a worldwide capacity. This year may feature:
1) Lowbar sponsorship of the 2002 F1 race in Montreal
2) Lowbar entry into the 2002 Running of the Bulls
3) Several west coast/Vegas trips.
