Here is where you can keep track of projects you have no business caring about
Projects in various states of development:
Films
- Animated short: "Green Means Go"
- Rock and roll: The Vaxines live in concert
- Ridiculous feature-length screenplay/movie: "Not For Everyone"
- Documentary: "Oakland Is Home To America's Cleanest Public Restroom"
Web:
Domestic:
- Cleaning behind fridge
- Taking a soapy rag to the countertop
- Hella mad feather-dusting
Retail:
Things that done been already did:
- Short film: Curbed Enthusiasm
- Short film: Ghostbusters 3: The Neo-Spiritual Vienna of Franz Kafka, a collaboration with Ben Peyser
- Music video: Photograph by The Hint
- Short/silent film: Das Rok Aeps
- Short/silent film: Goa(s)ts
- Short/silent film: The Current Adventures of Pac-Man
Note: Das Rok Aeps, Goa(s)ts The Current Adventures of Pac-Man and other film projects are featured in Hooray!, a silent-movie-mixed-tape type dilly conjured up for bands to play in front of during concerts.
If, for some God-forsaken reason, you would like to see any of these film projects:
- Why?
- E-mail me and we can work something out. This "something" will probably involve me mailing you a VHS tape. Said tape, when inserted into a video-cassette-player machine that is properly connected to a television that is powered on and tuned to the appropriate channel, shall display films that I have made. Said tape, when inserted into a toaster or a car's gasoline tank, will cold fuck shit up.
- If the films appear mediocre while you are viewing them, that means everything is working correctly.
- If the films appear to be some of the finest cinema you have ever seen, you have probably inserted Alfred Hitchcock's "Rear Window" or Krzysztof Kieslowski's "Decalogue" into the VCR by mistake.