The Ballad of Jame Gumb
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My name is Buffalo Bill, and I have a lap dog
I put the serial in killer like I was Kellogg's
There's a pit in my basement, and I'm up to no good
I'm not crazy, I'm just misunderstood

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So put the lotion in the basket
Unless you want to end up in a casket
I'm about to blow a gasket
So put the fucking lotion in the basket

I like 'em fat, some like 'em thin
I'll make a woman costume out of your skin
Some people have fun at the beach, some drink from kegs
I like cramming my dick and balls between my legs

CHORUS

Got bugs in my kitchen and the FBI on my jock
I rock the bells like I was Scott LaRock
I know it must seem chaotic down in that pit
But there's a place for the lotion, and the basket is it

CHORUS

Silence of the Lambs cold rocked the Oscars
Best Actress in a Leading Role: Jodie Foster
The sequel came up short, just like a midget
Hannibal sucked because I wasn't in it

CHORUS

** Washboard & jug solos, fade out. **