I have so much ear wax, I bet you could smell it
And that's why my hearing is crummy.
That's why I kept askin' you to speak up
When explainin' the rules of gin rummy.

Pass the corn on the cob
And if you got it, a swab,
With which to pry out this fine ear chuntt
Hydrogen peroxide
Could make the wax frizz-fried
And clear my canal of wax-hair luntt.

Somebody once told me about a cone that you light on fire.
You put the other end in your ear.
The wax melts and drips down the cone.
That would feel real nice right now.

I am glad to keep my wax-buildup in check.
I do not want my eardrum to get wreck.
Ear-care in the house, Q-Tips mad respect.
When it comes to ear-scrub, I'm a top-ranked exec.