Drunken man parks horse in bank foyer Wed Apr 25, 8:16 AM ET BERLIN - An early-morning bank customer had a bit of a shock when he found a horse at the automatic teller machine. The horse's owner, identified only as Wolfgang H., had a bit too much to drink the night before and decided to sleep it off inside the bank's heated foyer, police said Tuesday.
The 40-year-old machinist told Bild newspaper he had had "a few beers" with a friend in Wiesenburg, southwest of Berlin, and decided to hit the hay in the bank on his way home.
Confronted with the lack of a hitching-post, he brought the 6-year-old horse, named Sammy, in with him.
When a customer came across the horse and sleeping rider in the bank at 4:15 a.m. Monday, he called police, who then came and woke the owner up and sent him on his way.
No charges were filed, but there might be some cleanup needed: Apparently Sammy made his own after-hours deposit on the carpet.
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4/26/2007 06:34:00 AM ::
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# posted by Bil Klinton @
4/20/2007 04:55:00 AM ::
It is done
Kilgore Trout has died
And so it goes
# posted by Howie Hardcore @
4/11/2007 09:45:00 PM ::
Imus in mourning
Over nappy-headed hos
Who cuts his hair?
# posted by Howie Hardcore @
4/11/2007 09:20:00 PM ::
