BK, you're right, Lowbar does suck and I made it that way for which I am truly sorry. From now on, I'll let higher minds contribute and I'll relegate my musings to my own private PC with a folder full of notepad documents labeled "shit." I attribute my lack of creativity and loss of focus to my recent family changes and forced sobriety which have made me un-funny, news-obsessive and square. Indeed, there isn't anything noteworthy in reality and fake news is passe. If, in the future, I decide, after careful scrutiny, that I have anything worthwhile to contribute to the Lowbar rant I will keep it along the lines of my day-to-day mishaps and hijinks probably involving soiled diapers, a commuting anomoly or a lunchtime eating dysfunction.
May Lowbar once again aspire to the highs of yesteryear.
# posted by Howie Hardcore @
6/30/2004 03:19:00 PM ::
Howie, I'm not sure if your "go fuck yourself" reference in the passage below was intentional...but, as described in the Washington Post,
Dick Cheney actually told a senator to "go fuck yourself" yesterday. Just thought you'd like to know.
Kudos to the Post, which has now
sparked a minor uproar on the printing of "the F word" in the newspaper. Almost every other paper (with the exception of the Santa Fe New Mexican) covered it up with friendlier terminology. The New York Times had Vice President Cheney using "an obscenity" against Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) yesterday. The Los Angeles Times had Cheney saying "Go . . . yourself." CNN said Cheney used "the F word." Post executive editor Leondard Downie Jr. said "When the vice president of the United States says it to a senator in the way in which he said it on the Senate floor, readers need to judge for themselves what the word is because we don't play games at The Washington Post and use dashes."
# posted by Bil Klinton @
6/25/2004 05:21:00 PM ::
It's dumb and everyone's doing it...solid reasons for me to jump on board. I typed my last name into Googlism, and aside from a bunch of Russian nonsense, I found all of the following:
I am #2
I am an associate in the energy practice
I am our enemy
I am armed and do not want to give up without a fight
I am not far from saturation
I am such ludicrous nonsense
I am david valliancourt
I am an otherworldly being who came to earth to conquor [sic] it
I am a solidly designed ship
I am also working on a solo album
I am an allround horsewoman who competes and coaches
I am furious with the soviet government
I am the star here
I am boreanaz's stunt double
I am handling the arrangements
I am currently for sale
# posted by Bil Klinton @
6/22/2004 11:20:00 AM ::
