[dave rubin: the neo-renaissance man                   ]
                             [alexis barrera: is good with computers                ]
                             [hansen chan: 1/2 of cristal and corned beef thug posse]
                             [jeff mcelroy: is not a douchebag                      ]
                             [tom merritt: america's finest fake newsman            ]
                             [bryan terry: can talk his way into anything           ]