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In the parlance of our times
Friday, March 29, 2002
Precious86Grl: asl
ApeRobot: 105/y/greenland
Precious86Grl: wheres green land
ApeRobot: northeast of maine
Precious86Grl: o
Precious86Grl: cool
Precious86Grl: 105?
ApeRobot: yes
ApeRobot: but feelin' 97!
Precious86Grl: do yall have different age numbers there or something?
ApeRobot: 105 years young!
ApeRobot: umm... i don't know
ApeRobot: i've never been out of greenland
Precious86Grl: thats cool
ApeRobot: are you from greenland?
Precious86Grl: no
ApeRobot: damn
Precious86Grl: y?
ApeRobot: are you aged 89 or above?
Precious86Grl: nope
ApeRobot: hmm
Precious86Grl: yea
ApeRobot: you should take spring break in greenland
Precious86Grl: ive already had it
ApeRobot: that's ok -- greenland has really late summers
ApeRobot: it doesn't get warm here until the 3rd week of august
ApeRobot: for 7 minutes
Precious86Grl: really
ApeRobot: then back to snow
Precious86Grl: ?
Precious86Grl: hmm
Precious86Grl: r u really 105?
ApeRobot: 104 1/2 actually
Precious86Grl: oh i see
ApeRobot: where do you live? cincinatti?
Precious86Grl: nope tx
ApeRobot: tx is in usa, right?
Precious86Grl: yea
ApeRobot: i bet they have nice shoes in texas
ApeRobot: shoes in greenland are for shit, pardon my french
ApeRobot: i got this pair last week made out of lions teeth
ApeRobot: they are giving me blisters somethin fierce
Precious86Grl: really
ApeRobot: yeah, i bought them off a wolf
ApeRobot: here's some advice: never buy footwear from a wolf
Precious86Grl: ?
Precious86Grl: whats that
ApeRobot: a wolf is a wild dog
ApeRobot: with sharp teeth
ApeRobot: that sells footwear
Precious86Grl: hmm
Precious86Grl: are you an ape
ApeRobot: technically we are all apes
ApeRobot: so yes
Precious86Grl: oh
Precious86Grl: yea
Precious86Grl: we arent apes
ApeRobot: in greenland we like baseball. how 'bout them astros!
Precious86Grl: i never watch i\baseball
ApeRobot: football?
Precious86Grl: no
ApeRobot: corn-eating contests?
Precious86Grl: no
ApeRobot: hmmm
ApeRobot: you probably wouldn't like greenland
Precious86Grl: i dont know
Precious86Grl: do you believe in god
ApeRobot: sometimes
Precious86Grl: y only sometimes
ApeRobot: not when someone cuts in front of me in line at the deli
ApeRobot: what kind of god would allow that?
ApeRobot: the way i figure it
ApeRobot: is that there has to be some sort of controlling force or sense of order
ApeRobot: and it's up to everyone to figure out what that means to them
Precious86Grl: well are you saved?
ApeRobot: and not fly planes into buildings because people may think differently
ApeRobot: saved? how you mean?
Precious86Grl: like did you ask god into your heart
ApeRobot: hmm
Precious86Grl: no?
ApeRobot: isn't god in everyone by default?
ApeRobot: i mean if he's the creator and created us all in his image
Precious86Grl: you have to ask him into your heart
ApeRobot: can i ask him into my face instead?
Precious86Grl: and then live for him
ApeRobot: i appreciate the advice
ApeRobot: but religion is a very personal thing
Precious86Grl: ok
ApeRobot: religion to me is this
ApeRobot: just be good to everyone
ApeRobot: amen
ApeRobot: and GO PATRIOTS
Precious86Grl: thats nice
Precious86Grl: i dont agree
ApeRobot: that's ok
ApeRobot: i believe god is responsible for milkshakes
Precious86Grl: ok i gtg
ApeRobot: if you're ever in greenland, ask around for lars
Precious86Grl: whats that
ApeRobot: my brother
ApeRobot: lars
Precious86Grl: u lost him
ApeRobot: no, he lives down the street
ApeRobot: and can hook you up with some nice earmuffs
ApeRobot: have a good day!
Precious86Grl: u too
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